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Eutanasia: SI O NO........

Anoche, mi esposa y yo estábamos sentados en la sala, conversando de las
muchas cosas de la vida.
Estábamos hablando de la idea de vivir o morir cuando ya no hay remedio.

Le dije: nunca me dejes vivir en estado vegetativo, dependiendo de máquinas
y líquidos, si me ves en ese estado, desenchufa todo lo que me mantenga
vivo, sácame el suero y déjame morir tranquilo.
Entonces ella se levantó, desenchufó el televisor, el DVD, mi celular, la
play station, la computadora, el stereo y me quitó la cerveza.....


Qué hija de mil puta!!!!!!!!

CASI ME MUERO!!!!!!! !!!!!!

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